I’m the Manager of the Centre for Complementary Care in Eskdale, in the Lake District.

I was born over half a century ago in Croydon - but that wasn’t my fault and anyway it’s rude to laugh.

I’ve worked at the Centre for nearly 20 years and have been the Manager for about 15. Their chances of getting rid of me now are vanishingly small because I’m the only person who knows where the keys to the petty cash box are.

What does the Centre DO exactly? Well … it’ll save ME a lot of time and YOU a lot of brow-furrowing if you just go and take a look at our website - which tells you everything you could possibly want to know, and probably a great deal you don’t:

Centre for Complementary Care.