I’m down to FIVE pristine yah-di-dah-di-dah posters, and ONE completed one.

It’s a good job this forum thing isn’t until Tuesday …

The ‘Friends’, by the way, are dear faithful Harry Enfield, his dad Edward, actor David Swift (Henry Davenport in “Drop the Dead Donkey”), Rosie Swale - our wonderfully eccentric travel-writer/adventurer friend who is just coming to the end of a round the world run and will be dropping in at the Centre on her way down from Scotland to Tenby, and finally, there’s Richard Armitage - who has absolutely NO idea he’s our friend, but he keeps sending me signed photographs for our fundraisers, so he only has himself to blame, and in any event it’ll give me something scenic to look at on Tuesday …

(I don’t think Mr Armitage wants me as a publicist - the blurb by his photo says: “He first came to prominence in ‘North and South’. then married the Vicar of Dibley before going on to run Maid Marian through with a VERY big sword …”)